So we may have found the worst piece of Final Fantasy merchandise you’ll ever lay eyes upon. And unsurprisingly, it features Tifa.
The merchandise in question can be found on favorgk.com. It’s a “1/4 Scale Jack-O Tifa Lockhart” resin statue. And it’s absolutely bizarre.
The statue features Tifa in a rather revealing pose, bending over with her backside in the air. And for some reason, there’s a sword sticking out of the ground right behind it. Now I don’t know about you, but this is not something I’d feel comfortable having on my shelf, but to each their own.
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There’s a standard version of the statue, but there are some additional versions too. There’s “advanced with exchangeable nude body” (yep, that’s right). There’s advanced with “exchangeable battle suit nude body”, and “advanced with TWO exchangeable body”. I don’t know what that means but I’m not sure I wanna find out.
The statue comes in at the very tempting price of $544.99. If you want the other versions you’ll have to spend a couple hundred extra.
I’m pretty sure there are cheaper ways to get your rocks off, but I guess some people are into this kind of thing. Again, to each their own.
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