The Mafia Warns ISIS To “Stay Out Of New York City”

In what looks like a plot straight out of a triple A videogame, the mafia in New York city has issued an warning to the terror outfit ISIS.

Giovanni Gambino, heir to the Gambino empire and son of the notorious New York mafia boss John Gambino, has openly spoke out that New York will never have to worry about ISIS being a threat to them, as the mafia are going to look over the city and protect it from them.


Speaking in an interview with NBC News, he said that mafia are definitely going to play a key role in minimizing the threat of global terrorism and nipping it at the bud. He also feels that this presents the mafia with an opportunity to show its good side.

‘The Mafia has a bad reputation, but much of that’s undeserved,’ Gambino explained. ‘As with everything in life, there are good, bad and ugly parts–the rise of global terrorism gives the Mafia a chance to show its good side.’ he said

‘The world is dangerous today, but people living in New York neighborhoods with Sicilian connections should feel safe,’ he added. ‘We make sure our friends and families are protected from extremists and terrorists, especially the brutal, psychopathic organization that calls itself the Islamic State.’ he continued


Gambino also felt that the reason there has been no ISIS attacks on New York city is because they are afraid of the Mafia here. Its presence is a prime reason for the terror outfit not attempting to attack the island, according to him.

He also said that the mafia definitely holds an edge over organizations such as the FBI and Homeland Security when it comes to defending the city against such outfits.

He explained the reason being that the government organizations are severely limited in what they can and cannot do, and often this results in late actions which can be the difference between life and death.

However, the mafia isn’t restricted and also relies on “human intelligence” unlike the goverment, who he feels, is too dependent on technology to make its moves.


Gambino signed off saying that thanks to its allies and the mafia, the New York neighborhoods are safe from threats such as ISIS, as it is able to prevent them from doing any damage as long as it’s active in the city.