Pornstar Says Donald Trump Has ‘A D*ck Like The Mushroom Character From Mario’

Adult entertainment star Stormy Daniels is about to release a tell-all book about her life, career and THAT Donald Trump scandal, and a few tidbits from the title have already leaked.

According the The Guardian, who managed to get a hold of the book, Daniels goes into quite some detail about her ‘relationship’ with the now-President of the United States, and she draws a surprising comparison that we really didn’t see coming…

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels reportedly writes in her book, entitled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

Of course she’s talking about everyone’s favourite resident of the Mushroom Kingdom, the one and only Toad.

Wonder what President Trump has to say about this? Maybe we should keep an eye out for a new Twitter war?

Daniels’ tell-all book is definitely going to be a must-read from the sounds of it…

Naturally Twitter is going all-out over the news – here’s just a few of our top tweets.