Female streamer uses Zelda sword as vibrator during livestream, gets permanently banned

Disclaimer: We have learned this stream did not actually take place on Twitch, it was broadcast on an adult web cam site. That being said, the article is still good satire and the video is real, so enjoy.

In the most bizarre of incidents, a Zelda streamer on Twitch decided to use the master sword as a vibrator to pleasure herself during a twitch stream.

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Image: www.marineford.com

The streamer was even dressed up as Link, the main character of the game, and held a mighty sword which she later used for her unexpected vaginal adventure. This was done live with more than 190 viewers tuning in to her stream.

Needless to say, Twitch caught up to her and handed her a permanent ban for indulging in such pornographic immorality on the holy pasture of their website. She isn’t the first female streamer who’s had some funny ideas about what’s appropriate on the videogame streaming service.

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Things on Twitch are really getting out of hand these days. Apparently some streamers are having difficulty discerning the difference between Twitch and Pornhub. Twitch really needs to have better rules and safety checks in place to ensure these kind of incidents don’t become commonplace and scorch the virgin eyes of it’s primarily celibate userbase.

You can watch the video on the next page but be warned it’s quite graphic and should not be viewed if you’re not over 18 years of age.

We have blurred out the main area for obvious reasons, but the video below would give you a fair idea about what exactly took place during the livestream. Twitch is for gaming not these kind of activities. It has been said, he who removeth thy sword from her vagina will become king.

NSFW Warning: Viewer discretion is advised