“Ten Inch” Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody is So Twisted It’s Actually Genius

WoodRocket’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn parody, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, goes down into the sewers, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter April O’Neil and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head the Footjob Clan.


They’ve got the whole crew.

Splinter is looking good!

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

April O’neill

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Casey Bones

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Spreader

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Wood Rocket: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

Spoiler alert: The turtles shoot green loads.