No luck with Tinder? Not weird enough for you? We’ll you’re in luck, my friend.
Usaya Co., a Japanese developer has just released a dating game simulator where you play as a cute girl that suddenly meets a fine sturdy horse with a handsome human man- face. This steed known as Uma no Purinsu-sama roughly translates to The Horse Prince. A sturdy steed indeed.
Won’t you be my horse trainer? Is the official tagline of the game.
The game is rated 12 years and older due to it having “moderate violence“. We have no idea what this violence could be related to in the game. We can only speculate that the violence is related to some sort of kinky Fifty Shades of Grey action. More like Fifty Shades of Hay AMIRITE.