Final Fantasy XV now has its own porn parody and it’ll destroy your innocence

It was only a matter of time…

The internet is a magical place where anything can happen, and it didn’t take very long for Rule 34 to pop up for the latest Final Fantasy game. Compared to how long it took for them to release the actual game, maybe we need to find some porn producers to work on the next installment in the FF franchise?

In any case, if you didn’t think the story line in FF XV was fulfilling enough, the folks at Brazzers have put together a special package for you.

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The Final Fantasy XV porn parody is called “Full Service Station“, which is odd because you could switch the name of the porn with the name of the video game and they’d actually be a lot more fitting in both cases. “Full Service Station” sounds like it could be the latest simulation game to take on a dull and mundane topic, and “Final Fantasy”.. well, yeah.

It starts off innocently enough…

“Sean Lawless’s car has broken down and goes to see a mechanic in the middle of the desert. Nikki Benz comes out and inspects Mr. Lawless’s car. Ms. Benz says how she’d hate to charge him for the damage but that she has to keep her business afloat.”

Sounds reasonable, she’s just trying to make a living with her poorly-located garage that’s in the middle of the desert.

“Sean figures Nikki’s teasing him with her huge tits so that he’s willing to pay any price she throws at him.”

Classic bartering tactic, but Sean won’t fall for that, will he? 

“But when a monstrous troll appears, Nikki fights off the creature. Busty Nikki Benz soon realizes she still has another monster to tame—Sean’s big “[rooster”], that is!”

Okay, but what about the work on the car? Sean still needs his car fixed…

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That face when you’re in the middle of a desert and your car breaks down, but thankfully there’s a repair shop nearby, and the mechanic is throwing herself at you, but you’re really just looking for a fair price for some automotive work.